So poke open those balls one more time, for a heaping helping of brand-new Pokémon. And you're still gonna buy ultra when it comes out anyway, because Game Freak gave us all brain parasites.
That altogether do a pretty good job of making up for the first fact that Pokémon is still the same RPG for fetuses we've all been playing since the Cretaceous period.
Pokemon sun and moon tropes trial#
From: Pokémon-riding powers that will have you cruising in style to a trial system that replaces gyms with many dungeons where you'll fight the same two Pokémon a hundred times a skin-ship system where you poke your 'mons in the genitals until hearts come out more customization options than ever before a shoehorned in Pokémon Snap mini-game to remind you that they're never going to make another Pokémon Snap more crazy God Pokémon to spin one million Poké balls on than almost any other entry and powerful Z-Moves that trivialize most fights even more than usual. Not that anyone really cares cuz playing Pokémon for the plot is like watching porn for the character work.ĭiscover the many fresh features of Sun and Moon that shake up the formula.
Pokemon sun and moon tropes series#
As you battle your way across the archipelago leaving only destruction in your wake until you become the undisputed champion, earn the right to meet the gods of the islands, then immediately capture them too because you're a sociopath.Įxplore the shores of this new Pokémon paradise, and sample fresh new flavors of all your favorite Pokémon series tropes like: the chillest rival ever in the series a psychic whose worthless at fighting and her legendary Poké-pal whose only power is not staying in the bag an evil team that's harder to take seriously than ever, whose main thing is posing more than Ginyu Forc and a giant futuristic corporation with the creepy Aryan fashionista for a boss that makes the least surprising heel-turn of all time, which you'll obviously have to clean up by forcing everyone you come across to fight your pets and essentially the same story-line Pokémon has had since the beginning. Travel to the beautiful crystalline shores of Alola, a chain of tropical not-Hawaiian islands filled with brand new Pokémon to enslave - as well as horrible mutant versions of the classics that will have you catching them all over again. In a world where the only certainty is that everything will change, rediscover a series that defies convention by bravely pumping out the same video game with a fresh coat of paint, until the eventual heat death of the universe.